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Doomsday comes for the doomsday prophet

 

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Looks like Mr. Camping’s made enough money to finally retire from his doomsday predictions. His followers on the other hand, have had to take second jobs just to make up for quitting their jobs and giving away all their savings.

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Why does God need ‘little helpers’?

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Positive situation? How is this positive? And why would God need ‘little helpers’? And if he did need ‘little helpers’, why would he be using child labor in heaven? Besides, isn’t that what he has angels for?

We found the Ark of the Covenant, yo!

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We found the ark of the covenant, yo! Indiana Jones found it back in the 80s, but he had to use it to kill the Nazis! Don’t you know you’re history?
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Blessed is thy coffee!

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Blessed is thy coffee! Now if only we can get Jesus to do something about that whole Africa thing.

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A deadly stupid local sheriff

What it feels like living as an atheist

All you need is love

And the middle finger!

The only real choice you have in life

The most douchiest guy at the party

That’ll show ‘em!