Looks like Mr. Camping’s made enough money to finally retire from his doomsday predictions. His followers on the other hand, have had to take second jobs just to make up for quitting their jobs and giving away all their savings.
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Looks like Mr. Camping’s made enough money to finally retire from his doomsday predictions. His followers on the other hand, have had to take second jobs just to make up for quitting their jobs and giving away all their savings.
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Positive situation? How is this positive? And why would God need ‘little helpers’? And if he did need ‘little helpers’, why would he be using child labor in heaven? Besides, isn’t that what he has angels for?

We found the ark of the covenant, yo! Indiana Jones found it back in the 80s, but he had to use it to kill the Nazis! Don’t you know you’re history?
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Blessed is thy coffee! Now if only we can get Jesus to do something about that whole Africa thing.
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And the middle finger!